When will people accept that words actually do hurt? When will Rex Ryan stop talking long enough to pull his head out of his ass? (After all isn't it hard to put your foot in your mouth when your head is up your ass?) When will all the resumes I send out get even a measured response? When is Lebron James going to realize that his opinions don't matter to anyone but him? When are we all going to realize that it is our fault that politicians treat us like idiot children? When will there be new members of the Fifth Column? When is Kevin Garnett going to return? When will I get around to posting a new Misguided Children? When is Antonio Cromarte going to spend his time worrying about his kids instead of whether or not Tom Brady respects him? When is the NCAA going to strip Auburn of its National Championship? (C'mon, you know it's coming) When will the Biggest Loser stop trying to be Survivor and help these people change their lives? When is Triple H going to return? When am I going to start letting that which doesn't matter truly slide? When are the Bruins going to stop pissing away leads in the third period? When will No Ordinary Family start wearing costumes? When will my friends on Facebook give The Tremendous Tales of Nicholas Nobody a read? When will my son sleep through the night? When will the NFL change its playoff format? When will I finally break down and bring Brayden to meet his aunts and my cousins? When will my friend Eric and I schedule some playtime for our children? When will Tony and Ziva just get it over with? When will Ron Artest finally snap again? When are the writers going to stop pretending they care about the sanctity of the game when all they do is constantly knock it down a peg? When will the press hound Floyd Mayweather with the same tenacity that they hounded Tiger Woods or Mike Tyson? When will Otis finally make it to Boston? (Shawn P 3, Otis 0) When will the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy write his leadership manual? When will Chris Hazlewood fight in the UFC? When will Leigh and Leo pick a name? When are liberals going to stop letting conservatives paint them as wimps or better yet stop acting like wimps? When are conservatives going to stop pandering to the religious nuts? When are people going to realize that five other people were KILLED in Arizona and not just one congresswoman was shot? When will education reform actually reform education? When will people everywhere care as much about a veteran's funerals as much as a nine year old girl's?
Well, if you are still reading this then you obviously have as much time on your hands as I do and if that's the case then you have my sympathies.
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