Why the Sequel... Why Not?!?!

Why do you have to wait so long at the Emergency Room?  Why is the Miz the new WWE Champion?  Why aren't more people reading the Tales of Nicholas Nobody?  Why is Scrooged not running 24/7 on at least one network?  Why am I not typing this bullet style?  Why is Barrack Obama talking to Barbara Walters about Sarah Palin?  Why did Jerry Jones have to ruin the fun and fire Wade Phillips?  Why do the San Diego Chargers tease their fans with a late season run that will only inevitably end badly?  Why do my aunts still pretend to not know how to get to my house?  Why did some punk ass kid take an entire high school class hostage in Wisconsin?  Why hasn't A Little Bit of Mojo gotten a little caption on the Thread's website? (See above)  Why is it that births and funerals make us forget the reasons we stopped talking to certain people?  Why don't people quote Fight Club more often?  And for that matter, why can't I talk about Fight Club? Why are the Yankees jerking everyone around by pretending that they don't care if they sign Derek Jeter?  Why did Alan Burke rob Eric Cyphers of his first good play ever by invoking the 'arm going forward rule' at Bourbon Bowl?  Why can't Smallville be as awesome as Superman Earth One?  Why do the New York Jets and the New York Giants play in New Jersey?  Why is anyone surprised that the Miami Heat haven't lived up the hype?  Why did Boise State drop out of the top 10 in the BCS with one loss while there are two teams in the top 10 with two losses?  Why did my father in law tell me that Holy Cross beat Lehigh when in fact the opposite occurred?  Why don't fat people get asked to cook as often as big people get asked to help move stuff?  Why haven't Ben and Jenny Barrett moved back to the US yet?  Why was Aliens the only movie I could find to watch in the delivery room?  Why does everything PQ told me while I was in the Marine Corps make so much sense now?  Why do Chris Carter and Keyshawn Johnson act like they weren't prima donnas?  Why does my friend Otis still surprise me with his escapades?  Why hasn't Charlie Sheen just gotten it over with and killed a call girl yet?  Why does Congress get a vacation?  Why don't more people know how talented Terry Dolan is?  Why does the Catholic Church still pretend that requiring priests to be celibate is a good idea?  Why do I say I'm so happy that my son doesn't look like me when in reality he looks a lot like me?      Why am I suddenly so sorry for every nasty thing I've ever said to my father?  Why are Karissa and I so blessed with such amazing friends and families?  Why don't more people watch the League?  Why did that idiot in Wisconsin shoot his TV when Bristol Palin wasn't eliminated on DWTS?  Why don't more people watch The Soup?  Why don't Bill Maher, Dennis Miller and Jon Stewart run against eachother for President?  Why does Mike Long think everything is 20 minutes away?  Why does Suff pretend that he understands the concept of punctuality? Why do I still get up at 6 am when I haven't had a job since June?  Why did Richard Seymour only punch out Ben Roethlisberger?  Why did I wait till the end of this blog to tell my wife Karissa and newborn son Brayden how much I love them?

Well if you are still reading this then you obviously have as much time on your hands as I do and if that's the case then you have my sympathies.